Never judge yourself worth
by what other people think of you, because only you can know who you really are.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
~april~
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.
''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''
