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Aprilshowers is a 37 year old woman from Far Side of The World, Philippines.

Never judge yourself worth by what other people think of you, because only you can know who you really are. When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ~april~

Feb 21, 10:10pm: The Old Man

Upon reaching 65, old Gary decided to retire.

After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.

She suggested he goes and does something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Gary obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home Pat asked about his day and he replied,

"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man!!!!!, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

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